The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
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Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
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It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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