does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
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If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
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Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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