Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
How external is "for external use only"?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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