I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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