i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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