Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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