party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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