is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
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he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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