Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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