sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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