Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
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Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
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when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
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