Who wears a wallet chain?!
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
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You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
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Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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