if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
North Korea, Best Korea!
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
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Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
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Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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