To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
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Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
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she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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