There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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