Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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