So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
