Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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