I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
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Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
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No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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