Do vagina's smell?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
There r osticjed everywhere
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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