you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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