If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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