ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Help. Why am I so naked?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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