This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
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i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
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took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..