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  Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?

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  Why wouldn't there be.

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• (760): View more from California

  Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors

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• (716): View more from New York

  The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?

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• (415): View more from California

  I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.

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