Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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