Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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