If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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