Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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