Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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