Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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