Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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