The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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