fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Randomize