Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
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I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
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Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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