You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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