the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
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Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
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He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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