Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Randomize
