I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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