This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
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