I think i peed on brittanys purse
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
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Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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