Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
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After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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