i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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