a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
