So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Did I show you my penis last night?
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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