Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
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I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize