Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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