Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
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she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
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she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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