small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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