carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
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This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
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I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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