we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
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she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
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just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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