I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
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No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
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Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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