just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
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Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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