Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
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Ladies don't puke and tell
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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