i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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