Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
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Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
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I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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