I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
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The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
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I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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