In the future we'll all be gay
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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