As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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