happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
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Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
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Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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